What you missed while reading up on this sport called "soccer" that they speak of ...
• NBA Finals: Terry's 32 help solid-hoofed herbivorous mammals beat the Heat in Game 1.
• French Open: Say it with us; Justine Henin-Hardenne. No, once again you've mispronounced it. Anyway, she's in the finals after beating Kim Clijsters (don't even attempt that one).
• MLB: Kenny Rogers mows down 17 straight to keep Tigers atop AL Central. (No photographers were injured in the making of this victory).

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