Basebrawls are great when no one gets hurt. Yesterday’s Giants-Nationals throwdown—thanks to Hunter Strickland having a redder ass than a baboon—was a good one, with actual punches landed and enough flying hair to make you wonder if this wasn’t viral shampoo advertising. Let’s relive.

Bryce Harper getting hit in the ass:

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Bryce Harper not happy about being hit in the ass:

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You want punches and beautiful hair? We got those.

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Solid contact:

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Jeff Samardzija arrives. More punches, more hair.

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The anthropomorphic car on the outfield wall advertisement is loving this.

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Everybody punch!

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Gentlemen, thank you for making Bill Plaschke indignant.