• Who would have thought a team called the Trashers would be mobbed up? [NewsTimesLive]
• Albert Belle denied bail, going to stay in jail until stalking trial begins. [Arizona Republic]
• We really do kind of need PowerPoint presentations to preview college football, actually. [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
• It's a live call-in talk show ... on the Interweb! [Celtics 17]
• David Beckham's sister is a "fat cow," apparently. Ah, European tabloids. [UK Guardian]
• Tom Brady was behind Big Ben's crash! Really! [Rivalfish]
• All kinds of great photos from Japan-Australia. [The Third Leaf]
• A site just to trash announcers. We imagine Bill Simmons is jealous. [Awful Announcing]