One day thousands of years from now, when a superior alien intelligence stumbles upon the remains of our long-extinct civilization, we only pray that they don't come across this video. Just our luck it will be the only thing that survives, and we don't want anyone to get the wrong idea about us. We blame Burnt Orange Nation, which asks the musical question: "What kind of a douchebag puts his seat belt on for a freaking rap video?" That really pretty much sums up what you are about to see. Just know that we will never look at Texas A&M the same way again. Not that we thought about them much before.

Oh, how we long for the innocent, carefree days of Li'l Ronnie.

Raise Up, BCS! [Burnt Orange Nation]