If you're not a Formula One Grand Prix fan — like, say, just about everybody — you might not know that Scott Speed, last weekend in Indianapolis, became the first American to drive Formula One in 12 years. It was a short ride, though; he crashed in the first lap.

But we're more impressed by Speed's desire to mess with foreign language media, as evidenced by this walk-by on Germany television. Der wienerschnitzel? We have to say, if we played sports, we'd constantly be saying innocently uncouth things to the non-English speaking media.

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