What to watch as the ghost of Ken Lay enters your bedchamber, rattling chains, crying "Scrooooge!" ...
• Boxing: Lightweights, Joel "Freezer Repair" Casamayor vs. Lamont "Oatmeal Cookie Dough" Pearson, at Phoenix. We freely admit it; we made up the nicknames. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Boston at Chicago White Sox. Prelude to the ALCS? Perhaps. Why must you pester us with these questions? [ESPN]
• Motor Sports: WARCA Re/Max Series, WLWT Channel 5-150, at Sparta, Ky. We have absolutely no idea what we just typed. [Speed Channel]