Wimbledon: Crap, There Was Tennis On

So, apparently the first portion of the Wimbledon finals were held this morning as the ladies finals are all over. Yep, completely missed that.

However, all you fellas who love broad-shouldered gals will be happy to know that Amelie Mauresmo grunted her way to victory over Justine Henin-Hardenne 2-6, 6-3, 6-4, to become the woman's champ.

But, this is a great opportunity to prepare for tomorrow's battle of the greasy hairdo men's final between defending Wimbledon champ Roger Federer and French Open champion Rafael Nadal. Even if you dont like tennis, strawberries, or the color white, this is a match you'd be in the best interest to watch. But don't let me tell you that, let former tennis champ Mats Wilander sum it up for you as bluntly as possible:

Rafael has the one thing that Roger doesn't: balls. I don't even think Rafael has two; I think he has three....Roger might have them, but against Nadal they shrink to a very small size and it's not once. It's every time.

So, if anything, be sure to pay special attention to both player's shorts tomorrow. I wonder if Nadal's extra-large peach basket will slow him down?

Nadal-Federer [The Airing of Grievances]