So we haven't been watching much summer league basketball, if just because the only local games on around these parts are the Knicks, and honestly, if we wanted to watch a snuff film, we'd just go see the new M. Night Shyamalan movie.

Therefore, we were taken aback when we saw the above clip — highlights of a Celtics-Raptors game — and heard the public address announcer. We can't imagine actually going to these games and surviving without our ears bleeding. And also: Who's he trying to impress? Is it possible not to sound ridiculous while screaming, "RYAN ... GOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" That guy's mike definitely goes to 11.