The sentence has come down, once again, courtesy of our man Jimbo. Mike Cooper, he of library-masturbating fame, was found guilty, and was fined $150 plus court costs. That's it. Bail was $500,000, and the fine is $150. All is well that ends well, I suppose. Who among us hasn't paid $150 for an orgasm? Of course, in most cash-for-sexual-transactions, you'd like the orgasm to be brought about by another person, but I suppose things don't always work out that way.