"Indictment? What Indictment? Let's JAM!"

As it becomes clear that Barry Bonds will indeed not be indicted today, with the possibility it could still happen hanging out there, we can look forward to a few more weeks of will-he or won't-he? The parlor game often distracts from the real story, and the real story, we can proudly say, was Bonds' inexplicable postgame interview yesterday, in which he decided to watch Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative" on "The Tyra Banks Show." We're not sure what's more amusing: Watching the deeply unhip Bonds "jam" as another chance to needle reporters, or the sad looks on the beat reporters, standing around, waiting for Bonds to quit jerking them around, wondering why they had ever chosen this sad career in the first place.

Bonds Won't Be Indicted Thursday [Forbes]
Bonds/Tyra Banks/Reporters [CBS-5]