There's no way of verifying whether or not this is real — our spider senses say no — but even if it's not, it's something we've all been afraid of. A German fan on his way to the World Cup, showing off his tickets to a fellow traveler, has a serious mishap.

This is why we love printing out tickets online, by the way. Though we have to say: It seems crazy to us that they charge you $1.50 for that. You're hitting us with a service charge for something that we're printing out? Uh, what's the service again?