Great Tastes That Taste Great Together!

This photo, from Sports Illustrated's "College Football Summer Bonding" story, is rather obviously more gay than anything at the Gay Games in Chicago last week. This is how they bond: A slip-and-slide? Yeah ... in prison!

Every Day Should Be Saturday is having a caption contest for this picture. Our favorite is probably the crudest:

"Hey, you got semen in my offensive linemen!"
"No, you got offensive linemen in my semen!"

Caption Contest: Men Of Troy Get Wet [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
College Football Summer Bonding [Sports Illustrated]

(We apologize for this whole post. Particularly the quote from "Friends.")