It takes a special kind of person to come into a verbal confrontation with White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen and come out looking like the more unreasonable one ... but if anyone can do it, it's Andy Van Slyke.
The Tigers first base coach — and former Pirate and Cardinal; he was one of our favorite players when we were a kid — was on Sporting News Radio yesterday and was asked about Guillen's handling of pitcher Jon Garland and their bitch session in the dugout the other day. Van Slyke's view was a curious one.
"[Guillen's] a guy who wears his emotions on his sleeve,'' Van Slyke said. "He is, if you want to call it, an atypical [sic] Latin baseball player. I don't believe that it's true for all Latinos, but a lot of people's perception is that Latinos are hotheaded. He has certainly shown that he gets a little upset and a little excited about the littlest, silliest things. ... Do I like what he does sometimes? No. Would I like it if he showed me up like that in the dugout? No. I probably would have punched him."
As far as culturally insensitive comments go, we wouldn't quite put this one in the Roger Clemens, "hey, where are all the Asians who usually do my laundry?" camp, but it's not far from it. We particularly appreciated Guillen's response: