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1:00, TBS. New York Mets @ Atlanta Braves. And this is about as good as its going to get today.
1:00, ESPN. National Pro Fastpitch Softball: Akron Racers @ Philadelphia Force. Sometimes, I think there are too many sports.
1:00, ESPN2. Women's Soccer. Canada vs. United States. Aly Wagner will be getting her 100th cap today. Hooray, Aly Wagner.
1:00, ABC. Motorcycle Racing. Red Bull U.S. Grand Prix. As Ben Roethlisberger sits at home watching, calling them all pussies for wearing helmets.
1:30, ESPN Classic. Baseball Hall of Fame Induction Ceremonies. Being inducted this year: Cum Posey. I should probably just not say anything else.
2:00, Comedy Central. Friday After Next. Barbeque taste so good... make you wanna SLAP yo' mama.
3:00, ESPN2. Tennis. Bank of the West Classic Final. Kim Clijsters vs. Patty Schnyder.
3:00, CBS. PGA Golf. U.S. Bank Championship in Milwaukee, Final Round. Corey Pavin is a man who needs his mustache back.
4:00, NBC. Champ Car. San Jose Grand Prix. Sebastien Bourdais is preventing the fine people of San Jose from getting their mail.
4:00, ABC. IndyCar. Firestone Indy 400. It says here that Danica Patrick could win this one. But it also says that IndyCar racing could be the next thing, so...
5:00, ESPN2. Tennis. Countrywide Classic Final. Fernando Gonzalez vs. Tommy Haas.