What to watch as you bake the world's largest apple turnover ...
• MLB: Cleveland at Boston. Big sale! All Indians players half off until 5 p.m. today. [ESPN]
• MLB: Rangers at Twins. It's either this or the food court at the Mall of America. [KDFI]
• Truck Competition: USHRA Monster Jam in Houston. We're not sure what goes on at one of these, but we'll bet at some point the PA announcer will get very excited. [Speed Channel]