To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you put the finishing touches on your new line of adult swaddling clothes ...
• WNBA: Indiana at Detroit; Houston at Sacramento. Be the first in your family to watch an entire WNBA doubleheader. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Blue Jays at Yankees. Come watch New York bask in its Abreu-ness. [YES Network]
• World Series of Poker: One of Siegfried and Roy's tigers is loose! Everyone run for your lives! [ESPN]