We just don't get the French. The fastest-selling song in France, nay, in all of Europe, is Coup de Boule (The Headbutt), which was produced as a "joke" by a couple of music producers in Paris to ease the pain of their country's World Cup loss to Italy. But now France's loss is also our loss, as this song is appearing everywhere. We're already sick of it, and we don't understand what they're talking about.

Zidane's Headbutt Inspires A Coup De Charts [London Daily Mail]