What you missed while dodging flying burritos ...
• Golf: Not only do we not see Michelle Wei on this leaderboard, but we're still working on figuring out what Weetabix is.
• World Series of Poker: Several top players eliminated despite their comical glasses.
• MLB: Um, in case you haven't noticed, the Dodgers are winning again. Is that a good thing? And why can't the LA Daily News afford paragraph breaks?