What more can we tell you: Another Bengal got arrested. This time it was Bootsy Collins favoite left guard Eric Steinbach, who was arrested for operating a boat under the influence on Saturday night. He was, in fact, in the water at the time, though we admit it would be funnier if he weren't. He is ... let's see ... the fifth Bengal to be arrested this offseason; he's still got a ways to go to catch Chris Henry.
So, how are the Bengals dealing with the problem? They're cracking down on fans!
The football team has set up a telephone hot line - 513-381-JERK (5375) - that fans with cell phones will be able to call to report obnoxious behavior in the stands. Those who use excessive foul language will be warned. If they persist, they risk being ejected from the game and having their season tickets and seat licenses revoked. Those who behave worse might also be arrested and jailed.
Generally speaking, we're not sure this is such a bad idea. But we just hope someone's patrolling the field as well.