All right, so we know this isn't real, and we know it's just an NFL promotional video (for a product we don't use; we prefer Yahoo for our all fantasy games, to be honest with you), but we still could not resist.

You see, we've been diehards of the Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals so long that they've actually had two other names. And never, ever have we seen the abilities of a Buzzsaw player perceived as so overwhelming that a slight exaggeration of them turns them into otherwordly. But now, we have Neil Rackers, a Buzzsaw kicker who is also a University of Illinois graduate. He's the perfect Deadspin machine.

So go, Neil, go: It's the first time we can remember that our best player hasn't been the punter.