What you missed while vaccuming the lawn ...
• Tennis: It's not the Roger's Cup anymore ... Roger Federer ousted in second round of the Western & Southern Financial Group Masters by a teen.
• MLB: Bruce Froemming umpires 5,000th career game, receives tribute mooning from Red Sox mascot.
• Soccer: England, sans Becks but with new coach, beats defending European champion Greece, 4-0. That's impressive, right?