We don't get into Tiger Woods much around — except to make fun of his facial expressions — mainly because Tiger Woods is, by both design and nature, an intensely boring, robotic character. He wins, and he wins again, and he breaks into a recognizable human emotion every couple of years. This is not meant as a criticism; if we were an athlete, we would do everything in our power to be as dull as possible in public. Less trouble that way.
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