Whenever baseball fans are asked who they would most like to see honored at a minor league ballpark, the answer inevitably rings out: Kevin Federline! Well, the Fresno Grizzlies have heard your desperate pleas: Get ready for K-Fed Night, as Mr. Spears himself — a Fresno native — will be the focus of pre-game activities for the Triple-A Pacific Coast League team on Saturday, when Fresno takes on the Sacramento Rivercats at 7:05 p.m. at Grizzlies Stadium. There are many activities planned to celebrate, um, whatever it is that Federline does. But the highlight for the kids will surely be this: The first 3,000 fans in attendance will receive K-Fed Night temporary tattoos.
Federline himself will not attend, presumably because he is still celebrating getting "amazing-ass test scores" on his GED.
Also, says Grizzlies Special Events Account Executive Scott Bush: "We will show two videos highlighting K-Fed's exploits, in addition to a skit from our mascot." There is no conveyance yet invented by man which can get us to Grizzlies Stadium fast enough.
K-Fed Night [Fresno Grizzlies]