What you missed despite the best efforts of the Gay Assistants Corps ...
• NFL: Well, that was a fine homecoming ... Kubiak, Texans lose to Broncos 17-14.
• MLB: Tigers continue to do just enough to cling to AL Central lead, despite our best efforts ...
᰺ Little League World Series: Final is rained out, rescheduled for tonight in prime time, so hold all those betting slips.