This is "Hugh Johnson," which is an incredibly clever fake name, and he has a UCLA fan site. He is, as you can tell here, extremely clever. And if we were a UCLA backer right now, we'd be hiding under our desk.

Can't salute/blame the gang at Every Day Should Be Saturday and Bruins Nation enough for this one.

8clapsports [Official Site]
Embarrassing Bruins Nation On The World Wide Web [Bruins Nation]
We Think He's A Genius, At Least [Everyday Should Be Saturday]