So you've heeded our advice and contacted the folks at Donkey Sports Inc., for some sweet donkey basketball action. Congratulations. But to your horror, you've discovered that they are out of donkeys! What now? Well, we've heard your girlish shrieks, and have come to the rescue. It's time for Plan B: Toilet racing. Over at Prime Time Interactive Games, they not only provide the racing toilets, but also an inflatable track.
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