We just realized that we haven't told your our thoughts on the weekend of college football that just (finally) ended. Well, we're happy the Illini won, though they're gonna get killed at Rutgers. We think Brady Quinn remains dreamy. And, mostly, we think it was an extremely dangerous weekend to be on a sidelines spectator.

Goodness gracious. Yet another reason to stay on the couch. That's what she gets for, you know, giving the players water and making sure they're healthy. Jerk.