What to watch instead of, you know, doing this ...
• MNF: Pittsburgh at Jacksonville. Only one NFL game tonight? Ripoff! [ESPN]
• Basketball: Women's world championships, second round, USA vs. Czech Republic, at Sao Paolo, Brazil. Women must reclaim the men's honor. (Sigh), as usual. [FSN]
• MLBl: Atlanta at Washington. If the plastic bag were a little bigger, we could have smothered that annoying Screech for good. [TBS]