What to watch as you pine for the NHL ...
• MLB: Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres. You stay classy, Whale's Vagina. [Channel 4 Padres]
• Minor League Baseball: Triple-A Bricktown Showdown, Toledo (International League champion) vs. Tucson (Pacific Coast League champion), at Oklahoma City. Mr. Celery gets late-season promotion, is hastily flown in. [ESPN2]
• Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox. Come see Ozzie Guillen recreate the nanny leap from The Omen. [Fox Sports Detroit]