What to watch while listening to this over and over and over ...
• Basketball: Women's world championships, quarterfinal, USA vs. Lithuania, at Sao Paolo, Brazil. Are their cheerleaders at a women's basketball game? Are they men? [NBATV] [FSN]
• MLB: Detroit at Chicago White Sox. The Tigers fall out of first place, as their fans ... uh oh. Officer! They're looting the Food King! [ESPN]
• Movie: "Once In A Lifetime." The movie about Pele and the New York Cosmos — and starring our own David Hirshey — is playing tonight on ESPN2 at 9 p.m. ET. It's an excellent movie, and you get to see the Hirshey stache. [ESPN2]