• Joe Namath's daughter wants to kiss you. Well, if you have money and are married. [New York Post]
• The Bengals must be playing well: Bootsy Collins is back again. [Channel Cincinnati]
• Phantom stolen gnome returns for Steelers game. OK, that was a weird sentence we wrote just there. [Don Chavez]
• AFC North teams as, well, as female Food Network chefs. [Manning Family Reunion]