• The mayor of Cincinnati is just begging to have his ass kicked. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]
• A first-hand account of the Orioles protest, with pictures. [The Loss Column]
• A Cubs fan, openly salivating over Joe Girardi. [Foul Balls]
• This guy really hates HBO's Inside the NFL. And he likes Scarlett Johansson. How they're related, I'm not sure. [super chargers]
• Chad Johnson asks the difficult questions of T.J. Houshmandzadeh. [Pittsburgh Tribune Review]
• Dajuan Wagner's in Golden State now. His colon is not. [Courier Post Online]
• Those Pac-10 officials continue to earn rave reviews. [Waco Tribune-Herald]
• Iowa State wide reciever Austin Flynn... that guy's doing alright for himself. [The Wizard of Odds]