To Watch Tonight

What to watch as Popeye gets violently ill for some reason ...
• College football: Rutgers at South Florida. RU ready for some football? [ESPN2]
• MLB: Chicago White Sox at Minnesota. Can Twins pass the Tigers? Will White Sox even show up? [ESPN]
• Motor sports: Formula One, qualifying for Grand Prix of China, at Shanghai. All citizens will awaken at 2 a.m. to view glorious happy people's qualifying event. [Speed Channel]