• Joe Girardi, obviously a horrible manager who deserved to be fired. [ABC News]
• Pete Rose is fat. There, we said it. [Fox Sports]
• Brett Favre is Cal Ripken, that's all. [Awful Announcing]
• This Illini locker room celebration after their victory made us very happy ... [CSTV]
• ... but this news about an Illini shooting guard getting a DUI did not. [Mark Tupper Blog]