Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
1 p.m. College FB with Joe Schad: Joe Schad, you are a fish. You cannot read. This cannot be read to you.
2 p.m. D.C. United GK Troy Perkins: So, it's just like air hockey, right?
4 p.m. NFL Scientist K.C. Joyner: It doesn't take an NFL scientist to realize that the Raiders are doomed. By the way, what's in your petri dish, "doctor?" You jackin' it?