"Is it just me, or does Pam Ward look like a hairier, slightly more masculine version of Sean McDonough?" - Brock Landers

One day, I'm going to run into Pam Ward, and I'm going to have to apologize for all you bastards...

"Tom Zbikowski = Football JJ Redick." - J, Chapel Hill.

"This Just In: Apparently Jeff Samardzija also plays minor league baseball. Man, somebody should really do like a feature story or something on that. Amazing." - David Ubben

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"Why is every bizarre play "something I did on the playground?" That's what the Auburn/ Arkansas announcer said about a player squatting down behind the offensive line. Who the hell plays playground football with an offensive line?" - phil

"Am I the only one who, for no reason what-so-ever, HATES Tom Hammond? And did you see that Danny Tanner has a new game show. Wasn't he getting high with hookers on entourage?" - BrianTMassingill

"I'm actually on the second floor of the University of Alabama library, 3 1/2 hours before their game... and you could hear the roar from outside every time Arkansas put up more points on Auburn. Of course, we haven't had a lot to cheer about recently." - Mac Thomason

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"Ian just asked me for an HJ update. I hope he meant the Project." - Mikel, Lexington, KY

"I wonder how many dirty oldman looks Tracy Wolfson gets from Vern Lundquist during the pregame meetings." - Quack

"USC is starting to roll on my beloved Huskies, but the crowd shots of SC coeds joyously bouncing up and down make me happy. Does that make me a bad fan?" - jmcdoggy

"They just called the Yankees "Globo Gym" in the Yanks-Tigers game." - mmoosavi41

"Colt McCoy should switch his number from 12 to 45. He plays like he has malt liqour running through his veins - e. taylor price

"Thank you Jesus for letting Marcus Thomas play against LSU." - Unsilent Majority

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"At 4 a.m. the street was relatively dry as I stumbled out of a car after a trip to Atlantic City and awkwardly kissed a friends friend who I thought was cute and had a nice rack. At 10 a.m. as I got up to get some water to prevent a hangover, I noticed there was about a foot and a half of water in the street from the rain and high tide and my roommates girlfriend's car was about to be consumed by it. I think pushing her car down the street, starting drinking at 10:30 a.m. and watching football is an appropriate way to spend today." - Birdman