What to watch as you celebrate the big 3-1 ...
• MLB: American League Championship Series, Detroit at Oakland, Game 1. Come 5 p.m. PST, Nick Swisher shall unleash Hell. [Fox]
• NBA: Preseason, Philadelphia at Phoenix, at Cologne, Germany. Just what we need: Shawn Marion as a guest star on "Sprockets." [ESPN2]
• NHL: Philadelphia at New York Rangers. You can't fool us; the telltale odor of dead fish and motor oil proves it's really OLN. [Versus]