What you missed while taking your ferret to the DMV ...
• MLB: ALCS, Game 1: Fools! No one can stop Brandon Inge! Tigers 5, Athletics 1.
• NBA: Ha! We told you! NBA regular season creeps ever closer as Dwight Howard, Magic top Bobcats 107-90. And hey, Adam Morrison wasn't bad. He didn't cry either.
• NHL: Fearless Forsberg and the immortal Antero Niittymaki lead Flyers to 4-2 win over Rangers.