• Please, don't mention anything about his ability to speak two languages. [Chicago Tribune]
• Oh, and see ya, Muppet Macha. [San Francisco Chronicle]
• After a nasty server outage at the worst possible time, Baseball Prospectus is back online. [Baseball Prospectus]
• Duke's Greg Paulus hurts his foot, and he'll be out for a while. [Duke Chronicle]
• The NBA has finally embraced fantasy hoops, we'd say, heavens. [NBA.com]
• An Illini fan tries to make sense of the Eric Gordon mess. [Frank The Tank]