"You'll Be Saying, 'Not So Fast, My Friend'"

Sometimes genius is apparent, so definitive, so blinding, that all you can do is just present it to the world and get out of the way.

This is not one of those times. But it's close. Over at Every Day Should Be Saturday, they've got themselves EXCLUSIVE AUDIO of a slow jam of ESPN college football "analyst" Lee Corso doing everything he can to sex your ass up. The song is called "... for the lover in you," and we're as aroused as we've been in years. And this is absolutely real! **

According to EDSBS, "It hit #34 in Turkey, mostly thanks to the daring cover art and Corso's resemblance to a prominent cleric." You owe it to yourself to lay it down at EDSBS. John Clayton ain't gonna do you like Lee Corso.

THE LEE CORSO SLO JAM: LC FREAKS YOU LIKE BEANO COOK CAN'T [Every Day Should Be Saturday]

** Not actually real. As if that matters.