What to watch as The Cat In The Hat makes a mockery of your housecleaning efforts ...
• MLB: National League Championship Series, Game 7, St. Louis at New York Mets. We'll be hablaing some espanol with Lou Piniella as we watch. [Fox]
• College football: North Carolina at Virginia. With 10 losses between them, how can we resist? [ESPN]
• College football: Bowling Green at Central Michigan. When the Falcons meet the Chippewas, you know what happens ... yes, everyone changes the channel to Fox. At least for tonight. [ESPNU]