What to change the channel to when you notice Yosemite Sam switching to armor-piercing bullets ...
• Major League Baseball: World Series, Game 3, Detroit at St. Louis. Six NFL teams will be mathematically eliminated before we're done with baseball. [Fox]
• NHL: New Jersey at Pittsburgh. Will it be March of the Penguins (win), or Happy Feet (loss)? [Versus]
• NHL: Phoenix and Calgary. We were a Dave Scatchard fan before it was cool. [Fox Sports Arizona]