What to watch as Shaq breaks down your door in search of pirated DVDs ...
• World Series: Game 4, Detroit at St. Louis. If we rush the field, please shoot us. [Fox]
• NBA: Preseason, Houston at Miami. Heat warm up for the phoning in of the 2006-07 season. [ESPN]
• NHL: Panthers at Rangers. Van Ryn's Express ... (hey, your sign says you don't use MSG!) [MSG]