• MLB World Series: Cardinals 4, Tigers 2. This will likely not be the last mention of this here on Deadspin.
• College Football: Tulsa 30, UTEP 20. I think UTEP, I think two-step, I think Tim Hardaway. Or, Mike Price and filthy whores. Either way, I win.
• NBA Preseason: Nets 138, Knicks 121. It might not be a good idea for the Knicks to be using up all their points in the preseason.