• Metsquire marks their first anniversary in the blogosphere, and discusses the things they've learned. [Metsquire]
• A page out of Chris Fowler's diary reveals that he's desperate for the approval of Kirk Herbstreit. [Sunday Morning Quarterback]
• It was only a matter of time, I guess... Paris Hilton does Monday Night Football. [AwfulAnnouncing]
• Make your Monday mornings miserable: It's the John Madden drinking game. [NBX.com]
• Pedro Martinez could be in the market for a new sidekick. I hope it's not too soon for this. [The Wade Blogs]
• The curse of Will Leitch, explained. [Random Thoughts]
• A cartoon Ric Flair helps sell Carolina Hurricanes hockey. I enjoyed this. Wooo! [newsobserver.com]
• Here's an eBay item that will appeal to you if you're both a Mets fan and an idiot. [eBay]
• 10,000 Takes believes that when the Timberwolves are finished sucking this year, Kevin Garnett will ask to be traded. Hence, the "Li'l KG Farewell Tour." [10,000 Takes]
• For some, football doesn't involve facemasks. And you're allowed to use your hands, too, smartypants. A look at international rules football. [FanHouse]
• Maria Sharapova... streaking. [ESPN.com]