What to watch as Gomer points the mortar at Sergeant Carter's crotch ...
• NFL: New England at Minnesota. Doh! We forgot the key to the Metrodome. Can somebody climb in a window? [ESPN]
• NHL: Chicago at Philadelphia. The only way this could be better is if the Hanson Brothers were playing. [Versus]
• NHL: Rangers at Kings. It's the only pro sport in Los Angeles right now. [MSG] [Fox Sports West]

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