What you missed while enjoying that you live in a world in which The New York Times quotes Deadspin commenters ...
• NFL: Here, Kitty, Kitty Kitty Kitty! Panthers play a little less crummy than Buccaneers, pull out Monday Night win.
• NBA: Knicks' fans still waiting for a home victory.
• College basketball: Catamounts Fever is sweeping, well, Vermont.