You Know What? We Prefer Orton And His Jack

Because we haven't had any fun Athlete Doing What Most Of Us Do All The Time But It's Still Amusing To See Because It's Funny When The Public Relations Bubble Is Burst And They Look Like Normal Human Beings pictures for a while, we present you this shot of San Diego Padres pitcher Jake Peavy, downing some Jagermeister straight out of the bottle.

Nothing wrong with this picture — save for the shirt, of course — but we really were due for one of these, lest we forget our mission to infect the sports world with a nasty case of the Voyeurs.

By the way, we think this would be cooler if Peavy were wearing the Padres camouflage uniforms.

Peavy Hits The Bottle [HotFoot]