I'd have bet that something called "At Home, with Lisa Guerrero" would've been softcore porn, but it's not. The former Monday Night Football sideline reporter has a TV show somewhere in which she visits people in their homes and does friendly little features on them. Here, she visits Barry Zito.

Zito's nice enough to share a few of his habits with Guerrero, which include yelping at Seals, playing guitar in the street for change, and never ever cleaning out his refrigerator. He also gets Lisa G. to yelp like a seal, which might be something that you've spent some time thinking about on your own.

Zito's a free agent. If your favorite team is in a city that has seals, you've got a chance.

At Home with Barry Zito [YouTube]
A's offer arbitration to Zito but not to Payton [Contra Costa Times]

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