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You know, when you manage a baseball team, you're away from your family most of the year, so when the offseason comes, and you go home, you kind of owe your wife and family some favors. They've earned them.

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So: When your wife tells you that you're going to dress up like a rabbit in a performance of "The Mad Hatter," you say yes, because she has earned it. You just have to hope nobody takes any pictures.

Alas: 'Tis the price of genius.

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